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Pait
Mn
Mera
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Mera
Ha ha ha
Mera
Bhatija
Hoga.
Kameeny! Dost Pe Shak Krta Hay!

Mobile repair krny waly ko agr lose motion ho jaey to doctr ku kaise explain krega?doctr sahb subah se missd calls aa rahe hy.outgoing mai tklif ho rahe hy.suba sy nae nae ringtone bj rhe hy,aur pet mai balance nahe bach raha,jitna b recharge kro utna kharch ho jata hy:-)

Dil me ap
dharkan me ap
fiza me ap
zamin me ap
ankhon me ap
sansu me ap
jahan b dekhun
bus ap hi ap
Dettol wale sach kehte hain
Jaraseem her jaga hote hain.

Terey chahrey par udaasi ankhoo mein nami hai……
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national namak istemaal karo tumhain iodine ki Kamee hai

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NAIK
Shakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.
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A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!