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Sardar ko ek blank message aya, sardar ne usi number per phone kar k kaha
Kia tumhain maaloom hai tumharay phone ki ink khatam hogaye hai.

Sardar to police: Kal raat chor mere ghar se tv k ilawa sab saamaan le gaye
Police: tv kyon nahi le gaye?
Sardar: tv to mein dekh raha tha na isliye..!!!

Ek sardar pilot se head phone cheen raha thaa,
Pilot: ye kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar: Ticket hum dein aur ganay too akela sun raha hai…!!!

2 boys with Sardar were going on a Motor cycle,
Policeman gives hand to stop,
Sardar shouted! oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Santa: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
Banta: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!