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Sardar was smoking infront of his father

sardar’s friend:oye! abay de samnay smoking

sardar:Aba he hay na koi PETROL pump tu nai

Son to sardar
‘papa…
5+5 kitne hotay hain?
Sardar
‘ullu de pathay,
nalaiq,
Idiot,
Besharam,
Gadhay…
Tujhe kuch nahi ata..
Jaa andar se calculator la.!!

MAn 2 Sardar: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sardar: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga

sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying…when a person asked what he was doing there,he replied Oye! higher studies yaar.

Sardar come to school with one black and one white shoes..
Sir: go home and change.
sardar : koi faida nahi sir, ghar mein b 1 black aur 1 white shoes ha,