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Sardar Doctor K Band Clinic

February 17th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Doctor k band clinic k agay lambi line thi 1 Sardar bar bar line me ghusta Log usko pkr k pichey phenk datey.
Sardar:Lagay rho saalo, me b clinic nhi kholun ga!

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Sardar Apne Betay K Sath

February 17th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay
jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya.
Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga
aur bola:
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kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun,
tu to ghar ja.

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Nawab Meets Sardar

February 17th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

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Samosy Ka Masala

February 17th, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Sardar samosy k andr ka masala kha rha tha
1 admi ny pucha,sardar ye kia?
sardar :mujhay doctor nay bahir ki chezyn khanay sy mana kia hua hy.

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Sardar G Apki Behan

February 2nd, 2009 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Man: SardaAR G Apki bEhAn gUm hO Gai hAi. . .
ChLain uSay dHonday.
Sardar: cHor yaAr kYun tImE Zaya kRna,
KaL Geo T.v
Per aA Jaye gI.

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