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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Person : My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years, He Never Used Glasses.

Sardar : Ya, I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

Sardar’s 60th B’day

Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put

60 Candles On

Cake. So I Put

This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
“Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”

Sardar ne

makhi k

par torr k

kaha k

“Urr Ja”

but

makhi

nai Urri?

sardar ne kaha

“sabit howa ager makhi k parr tor diye jaien tu wo SUN nai sakty”