The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching:
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him… kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai…
Sardarji replies : Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko […]

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Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar’s wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai…….
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Saardar doctor se
Tuanu tankay lanay anday ne?
Dr: han g. Daso kithay lanay ne?
Sardar: meri juti nu la deo.

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Man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn???
Sardar : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!!
Man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ???
Sardar : aaho …

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Bhola: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Sardar: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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