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1 sardar bathroom mai betha tha.

samnay likha tha paani ka zyada istamal karain,

wo

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3 lottay pani pee gay….:)

2 sardar or unki sister bagair ticket

train main  safar kar rahay thy.

TT ne pakar lia or un ki bahan ko lay gaya

SARDAR:aj bahan na hondi tay izat gai c…..

Sardar To Doctor: Mujhey 1 problem hay
Doctor: Kia?
Sardar: Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Doctor: Aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar: Phone kartay waqt ..

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez Hay

Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti

Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS

“NARRA”:-)

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.