Once upon a time
In a film there came a strange situation
Hero Loves heroine
But heroine loves
Villan
But Villan loves heros
Sister
But Hero’s sis loves
Heroine’s brother
But heroine’s brother
Loves Villan’s sister
Finally 2 people commit suicide,
Who r those?
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Producer And Director
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One hand on HORN,
One hand on GEAR,
One ear listening d SONGS,
1 foot on ACCELERATOR,
And 1 on CLUTCH
Eyes on FEMALE in other car
Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”
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Na Pyar ,na Yar,
Na Mohabbat ,Na Dosti Yaro,
Aj k is devdas ki baat mano,
Na Chandr-Mukhi ,Na Paro,
Bus har larki ko line maro.
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Train chal peri thi. 2 pathhan beri taizi se bhagtey howy aa rehey they,aik ne himmet ki aur taiz dor kar train pekrney mien kamyab ho gay,logon ne tareef ki, wah jee wah beri himmet ki app na kahan jana hai app ko? Pathan gala phhar kar bola ,,,
OO khana kharab jis ne jana hai [...]

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1 day santa n banta were standing at 5oth floor of a building
A man told santa ur son is dead!!!!!!!!
Hearing this sardar gi jumped from 50th floor
At 35th he realise i dont have a son
At 20th he realise i am not married
At 3rd he realise “oh shit” ,,, i am banta
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