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Chachu tey Mammu

July 12th, 2008 by tehreem, No Comments

Laziness is our biggest enemy (Allama Iqbal)
We shud learn 2 love our enemies(Quaid-e-Azam)
“Lo dasso hun kiddi maniye Chachu di ya Mammu di”

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One hand on GEAR…

February 13th, 2008 by nabs_uk, No Comments

One hand on HORN,
One hand on GEAR,
One ear listening d SONGS,
1 foot on ACCELERATOR,
And 1 on CLUTCH
Eyes on FEMALE in other car
Welcome 2 “PAKISTAN/INDIA”

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Commerce professor

December 18th, 2007 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.

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Hum fizaon K

December 18th, 2007 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Hum fizaon K Badalny Ka Intizar Nahi Karty aandiyo K Rukny Ka Intizar Nahi Karty yad Ati Hy To SMS Kar Detay Han Hum Kanjoson K SMS Ka Iatizar Nahi Karty!!

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?

December 18th, 2007 by Lahori_Munda, No Comments

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 sharab ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone sey..

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