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Qeemat pe na jaiye

August 19th, 2009 by Image_Black, No Comments

Qeemat pe na jaiye 1ki jaga 4sms kijye Tabiyat zyada kharab hoto call per rabta kijye.
NOTE:
(Tamam sms walden ki pohanch se dur rakhye)
Wizart-e-Mohabat
Hukumat-e-ISHQ.
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Examination Hall

August 19th, 2009 by Image_Black, No Comments

Student: Brain is an outstanding thing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: It works 24 hrs a day and 7 days a week and it only stops when we enter the examination hall !
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Defination of a nurse

August 9th, 2009 by Musa, No Comments

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal.
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I find u my best friend

July 28th, 2009 by Musa, No Comments

I like u
I miss u
I love u
I find u my best friend
I respect u
I care u
.
.
..
.
.
All are examples of
present indefinite tense:
This post was submitted by Musa.

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2 lovers in park

July 28th, 2009 by Musa, No Comments

In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
This post was submitted by Musa.

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