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Aik Gali mein

Lahori_Munda, Filed under - Puzzle Sms

Aik Gali mein _____ bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik _____ aurat guzri Uss _____ aurat ne hath mein _____ pakri thi un _____ bachon ne uss _____ Aurat ki _____ gira di.

in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius…
============
CHENI

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Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta

Lahori_Munda, Filed under - Puzzle Sms

Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.

———-

ans >>Kafan

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Purane zamane me 1 baba

Lahori_Munda, Filed under - Puzzle Sms

(Challnge)
Purane zamane me 1 baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.

Ans>> Nawasi(89)

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Humari billi hume hi miyaun

Lahori_Munda, Filed under - Puzzle Sms

It’s challenge
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .

“humari billi hume hi miyaun”
Rep fast.

Answer is
My Tutor My Foot

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Agar aap race mein doosray

Lahori_Munda, Filed under - Puzzle Sms

1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe huay?

Ans:2nd
2) Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota? Hathi ka saya
3) Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paao’n nahi hote?
Ans: Waqt

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